Fuck the world, give me power.

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via letsgokooky)

— 1 hour ago with 463686 notes
"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?"
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

(via letsgokooky)

— 1 hour ago with 174263 notes
coatnay:

charlayray:

I’m dead!

💀💀💀💀

coatnay:

charlayray:

I’m dead!

💀💀💀💀

(Source: everblessedpumpum, via ridinghi)

— 1 hour ago with 40845 notes

Black Rock Shooter?

(Source: lamexlol, via getlostineuphoria)

— 2 hours ago with 154 notes

queerashellandstuff:

queerashellandstuff:

pros about being in lesbians with a girl

  • can makeout in the girls bathroom
  • girls are cute af
  • wear each others’ clothes
  • fantastic sex

cons about being in lesbians with a girl

  • ?????
  • there aren’t any??

it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl

  • she won’t kill the spider either
  • two periods

(via mermaidwithasidecut)

— 5 hours ago with 75347 notes

penis-hunger-games:

foulmilk:

lilylafleur:

Why do men play with your clit like they’re trying to rub a stain off of a shirt?

oh my god

Lol stop

(via queercakes)

— 5 hours ago with 23602 notes
honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

(via sorry)

— 5 hours ago with 271890 notes

sadgirl2003:

Yeah I’m emotional but i ain’t bout to let yo bitch ass see my bitch ass cry

(via iwishiwasapanda)

— 5 hours ago with 1122 notes

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

(Source: dunspoopy, via m00nbat)

— 5 hours ago with 155032 notes